Millionaire Monday.

Dollar, dollar bills y'all. 

One Million Dollars please!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA-BYgduGzY

One Million. 

  Welcome back folks, today is Millionaire Monday! Today you  will become a millionaire hahaha sike you won't actually become a millionaire. But wouldn't that be cool, if we could all become millionaires? To start off my day today, I completed my chore. Then, I had a nice sandwich for breakfast. When it was finally 7:30 AM, my coach and I made our way to The Big Apple. When we got to Manhattan we made a stop to Starbucks before heading to EBL. When we got to EBL I put my stuff down and then had my coach sign some  paperwork that she needed to sign for me. Finally, when it was time to start my session with my academic coach, I began my session with some math work. Also, during this time I had my nice coffee and my yummy granola bar that I purchased from Starbucks. Finally, when math time was over we looked over my blog and made corrections to it. After making corrections to my blog, we moved on to reading comprehension. When I was finished working on reading comprehension, it was lunchtime woohoo!! Today for lunch, I had some yummy gluten-free Chinese food. To end our day, we reviewed my reading comprehension. When it was time for me to meet up with my girl and one of my new coaches, we all made our way back to Queens. When we arrived back at my house, I took a nice shower. When I was finished with my shower, my girl, my mom and I all sat with my new provider and chatted.   Also, after my shower, I worked on a couple of different tasks like making my bed, making my breakfast and lunch for the next day, and some light cleaning. After my girl left, I completed my EBL homework. Unfortunately for me  I had math homework tonight :(. When my homework was finished, I doled out my medication for the next three days. After doling out my medication, I relaxed a little bit and then my beautiful mom and I ordered a nice Chinese takeaway.  While we were waiting for our Chinese takeaway, I watched  The  Kardashian's, and it was absolutely great. Whenthe takeaway finally, arrived  my beautiful mom and I enjoyed some nice Chinese food! Overall, folks, it was a wonderful day! Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for another amazing Ari Tizer blog! :) <3

On the 9th of February 2020 Taylor Swift sent to me seven pictures of fried chicken and waffles , and a picture of a guinea pig 🐖Sunday.

Get it, Swift. 

Welcome back, folks, today is On the 9th of February 2020, Taylor Swift sent to me seven pictures of fried chicken and waffles and a picture of a guinea pig 🐖Sunday.  Hope you all had a fabulous weekend! I began my day  by doing some laundry.  🦠When the laundry was in the dryer, I took a nice shower. Finally, when the laundry was finished, my beautiful mamma sorted the laundry. I then folded and put away my own laundry. I also watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians 

today ,and it was wonderful. 🐡For dinner, we had some delicious gluten-free Chinese food. 🐠🦖What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

A: Washington What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?
A: The Twist!

How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!  What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job? Egg-zosted! I also got to spend some wonderful time with my mom, and  we watched Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman. 🐖You guys should check that show out if you're a foodie. 🦄🦄 Overall, friends, it was a nice day. Hope you all had a lovely 🐒🦝🦠🎳🇸🇱🕎⚛🧬🧫💞 weekend, and  don't forget to tune in tomorrow for another amazing Ari Tizer blog of the day!

<3 That's so good ass food right here. 

I love you. Do you love me?

Get in my belly!!

Fried Chicken And Waffles anyone?

My mouths watering. 

Yummmmm.

Gimme some of that.

Get it, Basile. 

Six Pictures of Charile Sheen and picture of a Callah bread Saturday.

On, the 8th, of February 2020 The Queen Of England sent to me six pictures of Charlie Sheen and a picture of a Challah bread. Mirësevini, njerëz të kthyeshëm, sot miqtë e mi janë Gjashtë Figurat e Charlie Sheen dhe fotografia e një të shtune në bukë Challah. (In Albanian) Welcome, back folks, today my friends is Six Pictures of Charlie Sheen and picture of a Challah bread Saturday. Hello, my friends hope you all had an amazing Saturday! To, begin my day, I put my amazing song, question and word of the day on Facebook. Then, after that I watched some Kardashians after I was done watching the Kardashians, I doled out my medication for the next three days. For, my first meal I had some awesome sushi :) it was amazing. Then, after my awesome sushi meal, my beautiful mom and I watched Bizzare Foods With Andrew Zimmern. After, watching  Bizzare Foods  With Andrew Zimmern I took a nice shower. After, my shower my mom and I watched some entertaining videos. For an early dinner, I had some gluten-free Chinese food. For dessert, I had some delicious dark chocolate. What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea. What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.  Barista: How do you take your coffee?

Me: Very, very seriously. What do you call good eggnog? Eggcellent. What’s the fastest way to get eggnog to the party? Use the eggs-press lane. Why does eggnog go to school? For an egg-u-cation Overall, folks, it was a pretty swell day!  Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for another amazing Ari Tizer blog of the day! :) Ciao!

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What's up Queen?

What's good Sheen?

Get it, Sheen. 

No fucks given.

Yass. 

Who cares what people think I surely don't. Preach Sheen.

Hi, Sheen, how are you?

Challah bread anyone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc-sshS2KUw

Five Freaky Photos Friday!

Welcome back, folks. Today is five freaky photos Friday. On the 7th of February 2020, Kim Kardashian sent to me five freaky photos and a picture of Kris Jenner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA  Whorre, berks, Whaxappupp BlyYaxaupp! Whepo ug axarr whaxad pit,revorupp woot! Tedaxaupp, dis Bivo Bloaxakupp Wixetes Blidaxaupp! Hello, folks, Happy FryYay! I hope you all had a lovely week! Today is Five Freaky Photos Friday! (In Gibberish)  For, breakfast I had some homemade egg salad made by the one and only Chef Ari Tizer. My morning routine went smoothly. When I was finished with my morning routine, I headed downstairs and waited for my coach. When it was finally time to go, we made our way to The Big Apple. When we got to EBL, my coach signed something I needed her to sign and then headed out. With my spare time, before my academic coach arrived I had time to put my books down, put my Fresh & Co order in the fridge and relax a little bit. When my academic coach arrived, we began our session by reviewing my homework. Also during this time, I had my yummy iced coffee with almond milk from Fresh & Co.  Finally, after we were doing reviewing my homework, we did some boring boring math. We did that until I was able to have lunch. Unfortunately, for me today, I had a working lunch. I completed the math first and then ate my awesome sandwich with two eggs, pork bacon, and turkey sausage from Fresh & Co. It was fantastic!! After, lunch to wrap up our session, we did some more math. When I was finished with my academic coach, I waited for my other coach. Finally, when it was 12:30, my girl and I  headed to this bubble tea shop called Bobamosa Tea. My girl got me some bubble tea, and I got my girl a snack from the bubble tea shop.  When we were done in the bubble tea shop, we headed back to Queens. When we finally arrived back at my house, I got my stuff ready to take a shower.  My shower was awesome. Before my coach had to go, my mom, my coach, and I reviewed some things we needed to review. When my coach had to go, I watched some Kardashians! It was wonderful. Thankfully, for me, I was able to have my therapy session earlier. For dinner my family and, I had some gluten-free brown rice pasta with some puttanesca sauce that my mom made into a meat sauce. Overall, folks, it was an amazing day! Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for another amazing Ari Tizer blog of the day!

Creepy. 

Poor Headless Kid.

Is this kid from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas?

Poor Kid.

Woww Yo. Totally weird. 

Get it, Kim!

Get It, Kris!

Dinner tonight, thank you, Bunny!

Twelve bacon pictures Thursday!

Welcome back, folks. Today is twelve bacon pictures Thursday! On the 6th of February 2020, David Beckham sent to me twelve bacon 🥓 pictures and a restraining order. Hello, folks, how are you today? Happy Thursday! One more day till FryYay! What's up, people? Hope you all had a great day, What did you guys have for breakfast? For, breakfast I enjoyed some nice scrambled eggs.  When I finished up my morning routine, I headed downstairs to wait for my life skills coach to pick me up. When my life skills coach picked me up we headed out to EBL. We got to EBL with enough time to spare!! When my acedamic coach arrived, we began our session.  First, we reviewed my homework. After, reviewing my homework I did some boring reading comprehension.  Finally, when it was lunchtime, I had some a yummy sandwich and, some gluten-free Chinese food.  To wrap our session up we worked on my Philosophy course on Coursera. Finally, when it was time to go back with my life skills coach we made a stop in Best Buy so I could use the restroom and then made our way back to Queens. When we arrived back at the house I settled in and then went to take a shower. My shower was lovely thank you for asking. After, my shower my coach and I worked in my room for a little while.  When we were finished in my room we worked in the kitchen, we boiled some eggs for egg salad. While the eggs were boiling, my coach and I chatted came up with the schedule for our next session, and I prepared some of the things that would go into the egg salad.  We didn't have much time before my coach left after making the egg salad so I just cleaned up. Today, I didn't have dinner.  When my coach left I began on my EBL homework, it wasn't that bad.  When I was finally finished with my homework, I doled out my medication for the next day. Overall, folks, today was a fabulous day!Tìoraidh, a dhaoine, na dìochuimhnich fonnadh a-steach amàireach airson Blog iongantach eile an latha Ari Tizer! (In Scots Gaelic).
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I'm drooling. Someone go buy me some bacon ASAP!

Yes Girl get it!

Gimme that bacon!

<3 I love you. 

United States of Bacon.

We're bacoing it up Ari Tizer's way.

B is for Bacon that's good enough for me!

Eat that bacon.

Yeah Buddy More Bacon 🥓 

I heart Bacon.

Bacon Roses anyone?

Mmm Bacon. 😃

Why David? Why did it have to end like this? We loved each other so much.

I love you. 👨‍🍳🙏✌💕❤😽😻💋

Wake up Wednesday!! 🦠

Get Up Know Get Up!

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Wake up!

Brr........
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Idag vaknar mina vänner på onsdag !!  Dagens prognos är kallt med risk för kyla.  Så se till att buntra mina vänner. (Today, my friends, is Wake up Wednesday!! Today's forecast is cold with a chance of cold. So be sure to bundle up my friends.) (In Swedish) I hope you all,  had a great day, and managed to stay warm in this crazy weather. Today for breakfast, I had some baked beans, two hard-boiled eggs, and a jelly sandwich it was fabulous! What did you guys have for breakfast?  When my coach arrived, we made our way to The Big Apple. When we got off the train before heading EBL, we stopped at Starbucks. One of my AM coaches who's name is  Irena bought me a nice decaffeinated Iced Americano and a yummy granola bar. Finally, when we arrived at EBL, I had some time to spare before I began session. When my coach arrived we began our session by reviewing my homework. Also, during this time I snacked on my yummy granola bar and sip on my coffee. I should have got a hot drink, but no I wanted a cold drink. Unfortunately today, we worked on some math it was extremely boring.  When it was finally lunchtime I had some yummy gluten-free Chinese food and my dessert I shared with zero  my academic coach. Something funny that happened today at EBL, was when I was opening my mints, it went everywhere, we were both dying laughing.  To, wrap up our session we worked on some of the philosophy course I'm currently taking on Coursera. When, it was 1 PM and time to go my life skills coach picked me up, and we made our way back to Queens. When we finally, arrived at my house, I settled in and then took a nice shower. Today, my coach and I worked mostly in the kitchen. When, it was time for my coach, to leave I began on my EBL homework. I also had dinner while doing my homework.  Overall, folks, I had a great day! I hope you guys had a great day as well! Hwyl, Folks, diwrnod twmpath hapus! Peidiwch ag anghofio tiwnio i mewn yfory ar gyfer Blog anhygoel arall y dydd Ari Tizer! (In Welsh) (Bye, folks, happy hump day! Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for another amazing Ari Tizer Blog of the Day!)

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v=9WGO7dAx

To be or not to be Tuesday

To be or not to be that is the question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xSxXiHwMrg

Toaster cake anyone?

CEAPIODDRSSIOTNOTN (Hola, folks, welcome back to another, Ari Tizer blog, I'll be your host Ari Tizer. Today, my friends is to be or not to be Tuesday.) (In Transposition Cipher) What do you folks believe the answer to this question is, is to be or not to be why do you think this? What's good, folks, how was your day? What did you do today, did you eat anything stupidly delicious? Tell, me everything I would love to hear everything you folks have to say!  I woke up at a decent time. For, breakfast today I had some yummy egg salad. When I was done with my morning routine, I headed downstairs and waited for my coach. When my coach arrived we made our way to The  Big Apple. When we finally arrived my coach signed something  I needed her to sign and then she left.  Finally, when my academic coach arrived, we began by reviewing my homework. Then, we finished up my Criminal Coursera. we only worked on the criminal part of the course, because that's what I find interesting. Then. when we completed that we started a new Coursera on Philosophy its quit interesting if you ask me. When I was done with my academic coach, my lifeskills coach picked me up and we headed back to Queens. On the subway, I ate lunch I had some more yummy egg salad, and some yummy Enjoy Life Chocolate Chips for dessert it was great! When we finally arrived home I settled in, put my stuff away, and I also did a couple of other things like my daily chore. My coach and I also worked on the schedule for the day. After, completing everything I need to complete I took a nice shower. After my shower, I prepared my breakfast for the next day. At the end of our session, my coach and I discussed the possibility of college.   Finally, when it was time for my life skills coach to leave, I began on my EBL homework.  It wasn't that hard in my opinion. When I was done with my homework I got to hang out before my delicious Chinese food arrived. Overall, folks, it was a brilliant day! I hope you all, had a great day as well! Nyc,halgu,xav'z hapmcz za zevc wv zaqappao hap ivazrcp iqidwvm Ipw Zwdcp Nlam ah zrc xiy! (In Cesar Chipper) Bye, folks, don't forget to tune in tomorrow for another amazing Ari Tizer Blog of the day!

Groovy Tuesday my peeps!